
Linus needs your help! He's broke, carless, and losing the respect of his fellow Linomen. The problem? No one believes his story about discovering a distant planet called "Earth." So it's up to you to help him return and snap some useful photos!
Linus hails from the distant world of Linoleum and crash-landed on the fabled planet Earth. Upon returning home expecting to be celebrated as a hero, Linus discovers that the Linomen are doubtful about the realness of "planet Earth." Determined to prove it exists, he sets out to return, this time armed with a camera. But with no funds (Linoleum's currency is the Linobuck), Linus must embark on a journey across the galaxy to secure both a vehicle and a camera. Along the way, he departs Linoleum under a false identity as Larry Flynt to enter a bumper car competition, puts down a robot uprising in Detroitica, and refuels at a derelict space station.